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BLARGHHHHHH!!!! That is all. You fobbish twits. I'm Natasha by the way.

King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America
everything-is-stickers:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

OOOH NO

everything-is-stickers:

fezwhatfez:

thequietpagan:

bywandandsword:

Fucking shit

This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.

i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO

OOOH NO

(Source: psicreepy, via caledbuttscratch)

tennants-hair:

”i need to go out more” i think as i click next episode

(via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

angrynerdyblogger:

cats can straight up do that double jump video game thing

(Source: kittiezandtittiez, via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

petewanks:

if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

(Source: petewanks, via bragi-god-of-bullshit)

westernkanye:

DON’T TOUCH ME I’M STERILE

(via gnattynat)

letsgetthisoverwithalready:

i-wasmadetoberuled:

idrissa:

Tom stole my camera from me to take a picture. I told him I had it, but he was all, “I’m taller” so I had to teach him how to hold it (I dropped it & the battery thing broke) & he took the worst pictures.

This one he accidentally zoomed in on. 

I CANNOT HANDLE THIS

ALL THESE FEELS

I JUST

FEELS MY BROKE

WHAT IS GRAMMAR

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"I had to teach him how to hold it"

"This one he accidentally zoomed in on"

THIS is how Tom Hiddleston looks in a picture he took accidentally and happened to zoom in on??? I bet there’s nothing he could fuck up even if he wanted to.

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(Source: thranduilium, via gnattynat)

gallifrey-feels:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

It’s a metaphor

(via big-fandom-mess)

rememberrbuckybarnes:

tauriel2fab4u:

tauriel2fab4u:

IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT

I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES

I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE

LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE

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DOESNT IT LOOK NICE

DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT

TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE

HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT

WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN

WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL

WHY

(via kia-kaha-winchesters)