Tom stole my camera from me to take a picture. I told him I had it, but he was all, “I’m taller” so I had to teach him how to hold it (I dropped it & the battery thing broke) & he took the worst pictures.
This one he accidentally zoomed in on.
I CANNOT HANDLE THIS
ALL THESE FEELS
FEELS MY BROKE
WHAT IS GRAMMAR
"I had to teach him how to hold it"
"This one he accidentally zoomed in on"
THIS is how Tom Hiddleston looks in a picture he took accidentally and happened to zoom in on??? I bet there’s nothing he could fuck up even if he wanted to.
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
It’s a metaphor
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL